Will Smith was immortalized at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre & he brought his bff Crazy Cruise. Crazy was quoted as saying
“I feel honored to know him and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired.”
Inspired to do what? We know he has the Secret Society of Scientology Gay in him so you can fill in the blank.
The Crazy Cruises were out last night & they decided to go as Kelly Osbourne & George Jetson.
TC used to be a hot piece for a little person & now he’s just a little piece with a lot of money & a case of the crazy. He recently gave us this little gem to try & convince peeps that he’s normal. It backfired.
“I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewelery, no wallet,” he explains. “I simply want to be with my children and make movies.”
Bitch is lying! He has those things just like you & I! Only difference is he has people to tend to them, like his bodyguard Katie “ Kate The Skate”.
He She wears his jewelry, lingerie, & heels for him! She has universal time fed to her head through her satellite ears at all times. They also serve as his iPhone, mobile, & email service! When you see him “whispering” in her ear, he’s actually getting his messages, making a phone call, & seeing what time it is – trust. As for the wallet, of course he doesn’t carry a wallet, he’s got a man purse that Kate carries for him as well! Gosh…………..
Katie Holmes cannot stand Tom Cruise and his snoring! “He snores as loud as a bear”, she says and, “I can’t put up with the noise”!
“There are plenty of times when they have a romantic evening together and then go their separate ways when it’s time to turn out the lights,” says the insider to Life & Style.
Yeah, Highly Advanced Beings don’t snore, they fixed that shit a long time ago.
They just don’t like to do the naughty with each other is all. In Tom’s defense, Katie is like a 12 year old boy!
In Katie’s defense, Tom is like a 12 year old boy!
Ewww – I just grossed myself out!
The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!
Tom Cruise is out promoting some movie that women that are not past menopause won’t watch because the Scientologists sucked the hot out of him. Here’s what he had to say to Entertainment Tonight, or ET as he likes to call it. Haha.
“I’d like to find a love story. I’ve always wanted to [direct]. I’ve been offered things to direct, but have to find the right piece like Brokeback Mountain II .”
As for his family, things couldn’t get better. Tom, 45, and Katie Holmes are coming up on their first wedding anniversary, on Nov. 18, and still can’t stop gushing about his 28-year-old wife.
“I feel lucky. I have a lot of respect for her as an artist, as a woman,” he says. “She’s a very strong, gracious woman. She’s very funny, a great comedian.”
Yeah, The only thing funny about Katie Holmes is her wardrobe & her funky ears. She can use those things as satellites to track Xenu .
Since Katie resumed her acting career, the couple has had to juggle their schedules and time with Suri, 18 months. So how do they do it?
“You make it work,” Tom says. “We’ve gotten pretty good at organizing everything. I don’t sleep much anyway.”
Aliens don’t need sleep.
In an interview with Arena Mag Becks wants to set the record straight on his relationship with Crazy Cruise –
“We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that. There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that. They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.”
Becks is a gentleman & would never kiss & tell!
She looking more possessed than ever & is it just me or does it look like she’s had some injections? Well she should’ve had her boobies injected too if she wanted to wear that dress so bad. They look like they’ve fallen & they can’t get up!
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