This is too good to be true! For three nights in a row Paris & the K-Fed have been photographed together. Rumor is she went to his room for a couple hours!
Dear Jesus – Please keep these two kids together. It’s a new year & I deserve it. Britney is totally gonna beat her ass with an umbrella, but at the end of the day, Paris will be a way better mother to the kids! You know, cuz’ she loves animals & shit!
Thank you Jesus!
Paris Hilton can’t think for herself & that’s why the Hiltons hire people to do it for her. Whoever was on watch that day needs to be fired. Look at that shit on her teeth! A couple of weeks ago it could have passed for an Alice In Transylvania costume, but today it’s just another drunk ho at a restaurant in Korea.
Don’t be fooled by Paris’ recent attempts to keep it clean. After freaking out at the porn shop she found time to get her trash on at Kate Hudson’s party last night.
Her ass is getting saggy. That’s what happens when you’re a lazy ass! Get It? Yeah, that was lame. Anyway, this second pic looks like she is on the make for Marilyn Manson. That would be hot!
This is funny! Paris is in Toronto filming some new straight to video trash. A porn store there is reporting that she burst into their joint donning a skeleton costume with a skull mask & demanded they take down the posters of her promoting ‘One Night In Paris’.
She yelled, “You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the f*ck out of this place.” Then she proceeded to rip down the posters! Classic!
After she stormed out, her people told the store clerks to keep quiet in order to avoid a lawsuit. But, the store manager pulled the video from their surveillance & is now in negotiations to sell it for around $50,000! See the crazy here.
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