Jewel Is No Moon Boobs!

Jewel has been in hiding for awhile & I think it’s safe to say it’s because her breastes have deflated. Moon Boobs on the other hand is still properly inflated & is hopefully somewhere eating a sandwich!

Not a Beckham sandwich you pervs – ewww i just grossed myself out! Becks & Moon Boobs sandwich – ewwww . He’s like the Katie to the Tom – Oh, now I get it! ewww.

Moon Boobs Dyed Her Hair Brown Again

Yeah, that’s really exciting. I normally could care less, but I read that she was in the salon for 8 hours. WTF takes 8 hours?? My guess is that shit is so processed it falls out when you touch it. They had to take it off, soak it in some oil for a couple hours, dye it, then glue that crap back on one strand at a time! That would cover 8 hours!