The Spice Girls were in London last night & Moon Boobs couldn’t be sexier. I don’t know what’s hotter, the ball hanging out of her armpit of the saggy camel toe. It’s no wonder Beck’s can’t get enough of her!
Spice Girls Are Going To A Stipper’s Funeral
Who died? Jordon? Jenna Jameson? Remember that lesson I gave you on inviting thunder stealing hos to your wedding? Well you’re sh*t outta luck if you die! They get an open invitation to steal your thunder! They may be over their expiration date, but you’re expired so tough luck!
PS Posh – those white shoes with a black dress make you look like you have the feet of a running back. Sort It!
My Eyes Need A Bath!
Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But let’s get back to The Spice Girls for a minute. No one in their right mind wants to see Moon Boobs half naked or spreading her legs in a video, in print, or in person – not even Becks! I’m beginning to think the silicone, the weave glue, & the botox fumes she emits puts people into a drug induced trance & they don’t notice when she strips down to her underwear for pictures! She’s not sexy! The rest of them just look like they are auditioning for Desperate Housewives which would be hot if one of them replaced Teri Buttaface Hatcher. Oh by the way, the song blows too. Thank you Jesus!
PS – These women seem to get sluttier with every kid they have! It’s a pop star curse!
Vodpod videos no longer available.Louis Walsh Is A Good One!
Why?
‘X Factor’ judge Louis Walsh has branded the Spice Girls “very overrated”, claiming that none of them can sing.
Walsh reportedly told Star magazine: “The Spice Girls are very lucky and very overrated. None of them can sing.”
“Spice Girls appealed to little girls. It wasn’t good music – mums would buy the albums for their kids – it was all about the gimmicks.”
Walsh, who recently rejoined the judging panel of ‘The X Factor’ after being axed from the show, also said that none of the Spice Girls were talented enough to have a successful solo career.
He claimed that they reunited because “they have nothing else to do, nothing else is happening in their lives”.
“One’s just a wife of a footballer and the others are not on the radar. They’re well past their sell-by dates,” he said.
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