Goldfrapp Teaser

Just got this email – enjoy!

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Merry Christmas from Goldfrapp

Seasonal greetings to one and all

Before we scamper off to our Christmas hidey hole to prepare for the release of Seventh Tree, we are pleased to say that Alison and Will have prepared a very special Christmas message for you all, filmed in the back streets of N1 in London on

Wednesday. Click here to see the clip.

Frappy Christmas everyone and we hope that you have a wonderful new year.

The Deer

xx

PS We’ll be in touch in 2008 with a bumper bumper message

New Goldfrapp

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A&E artwork released on Myspace today. Seventh Tree will be released in Feburary – woo hoo!

Weekly Frapp

Twist w/ interview – kinda NSFW

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Hotness!

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My Eyes Need A Bath!

Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But let’s get back to The Spice Girls for a minute. No one in their right mind wants to see Moon Boobs half naked or spreading her legs in a video, in print, or in person – not even Becks! I’m beginning to think the silicone, the weave glue, & the botox fumes she emits puts people into a drug induced trance & they don’t notice when she strips down to her underwear for pictures! She’s not sexy! The rest of them just look like they are auditioning for Desperate Housewives which would be hot if one of them replaced Teri Buttaface Hatcher. Oh by the way, the song blows too. Thank you Jesus!

PS – These women seem to get sluttier with every kid they have! It’s a pop star curse!

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Alison Goldfrapp Is A Good One!

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DEAR JESUS –

Please bring Goldfrapp to The States to play in a city near me. She is a Goddess of Goddesses & has great potential to Be In The Running For America’s Next Gay Icon. I AM NOT WORTHY, but please bring it!! – The outfits, the animal fetishes, the hair. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!

I promise not to steal anymore of your “juice” or call Oprah the Black Jesus on a Sunday. What the hell is wrong with me? Black Jesus should be reserved for Kanye on a Sunday. Oprah isn’t even on.

Check out this amazing live vid.

IT’S A GOOD ONE!