Clooneys’ Gonna Be Pissed!

Matt Damon beat out Patrick Dempsey, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, & some other dudes that weren’t that hot for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. What, is People run by gay 18 year old boys? Matt Damon is only about 5 feet tall & that is not sexy. And, sexiest man alive should be able to grow a beard!

Also in the running were Ben Affleck & Will Smith. Blahhhhhhhhhhhh. They are also about as exciting as watching water boil. Come on People! The hottest thing about those two are their wallets!

So the burning question is, where’s Clooney? Is he getting to old for you? Or is it that Sarah Larson has completely sucked the hot outta him? That’s gotta be it! Dump her now George & get back in the running!

Britney Wants To Give Her Skank To Kim Kardashian!

 

This report from The Daily Star –

Britney Spears has spoken for the first time about the babe who ignited her lesbian lust.

 

The kinky singer admits she would love to get naked in bed with sexy socialite Kim Kardashian.

Curvy Kim, 27, is famed for having a bum even bigger than the famous rump of Jennifer Lopez, 38. And that is not the only part of her that Britney wants to get to grips with.

During a cheeky tell-all game with pals, Britney, 25, revealed: “I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

According to a US magazine, the singer made her kinky confession as she took turns with friends to name the celebs they would most like to sleep with.

Kim was not the only girl on Britney’s lust-list. She also named former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra, 35. She even named a few men – George Clooney, 46, Brad Pitt, 43, Eminem, 35, and model Gabriel Aubry, 31, boyfriend of Halle Berry, 41.

Thinking about Britney with any one of these people gives me worse nightmares than Lance Armstrong with Ashley Olsen!