Where Is Eminem When You Need Him?

 

I’m trying to love Kanye West – I really am. He’s marginally bright, a talented singer-songwriter, & great performer, then he opens his pie hole like he did AGAIN during the Grammys tonight!

Nobody taught this boy anything about social graces. He’s that guy that mouths off a couple of times in high school & then gets punched in the face. First time doesn’t stop him so you have to punch him two or three times before he learns his lesson!

People around the last couple years are being pussies, we need us some fresh Eminem. He’d never put up with that shit! He’d punch him in the face & as soon as he bled on his electronic neurosuit he would cry like the little whiny bitch that he is! He’s the male black Madonna – high maintenance & annoying as fuck!

Britney Wants To Give Her Skank To Kim Kardashian!

 

This report from The Daily Star –

Britney Spears has spoken for the first time about the babe who ignited her lesbian lust.

 

The kinky singer admits she would love to get naked in bed with sexy socialite Kim Kardashian.

Curvy Kim, 27, is famed for having a bum even bigger than the famous rump of Jennifer Lopez, 38. And that is not the only part of her that Britney wants to get to grips with.

During a cheeky tell-all game with pals, Britney, 25, revealed: “I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

According to a US magazine, the singer made her kinky confession as she took turns with friends to name the celebs they would most like to sleep with.

Kim was not the only girl on Britney’s lust-list. She also named former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra, 35. She even named a few men – George Clooney, 46, Brad Pitt, 43, Eminem, 35, and model Gabriel Aubry, 31, boyfriend of Halle Berry, 41.

Thinking about Britney with any one of these people gives me worse nightmares than Lance Armstrong with Ashley Olsen!