Spice Girls Are Going To A Stipper’s Funeral

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Who died? Jordon? Jenna Jameson? Remember that lesson I gave you on inviting thunder stealing hos to your wedding? Well you’re sh*t outta luck if you die! They get an open invitation to steal your thunder! They may be over their expiration date, but you’re expired so tough luck!

PS Posh – those white shoes with a black dress make you look like you have the feet of a running back. Sort It!