Matt Damon beat out Patrick Dempsey, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, & some other dudes that weren’t that hot for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. What, is People run by gay 18 year old boys? Matt Damon is only about 5 feet tall & that is not sexy. And, sexiest man alive should be able to grow a beard!
Also in the running were Ben Affleck & Will Smith. Blahhhhhhhhhhhh. They are also about as exciting as watching water boil. Come on People! The hottest thing about those two are their wallets!
So the burning question is, where’s Clooney? Is he getting to old for you? Or is it that Sarah Larson has completely sucked the hot outta him? That’s gotta be it! Dump her now George & get back in the running!
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