She is such a tool it is beyond laughable! Yesterday Britney spent quality time with her children by leaving them in the car with her court appointed monitor while she shopped for chandeliers! Yes, it’s true! Screw Toys R Us, momma needs quality lighting!
This report from The Daily Star –
Britney Spears has spoken for the first time about the babe who ignited her lesbian lust.
The kinky singer admits she would love to get naked in bed with sexy socialite Kim Kardashian.
Curvy Kim, 27, is famed for having a bum even bigger than the famous rump of Jennifer Lopez, 38. And that is not the only part of her that Britney wants to get to grips with.
During a cheeky tell-all game with pals, Britney, 25, revealed: “I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”
According to a US magazine, the singer made her kinky confession as she took turns with friends to name the celebs they would most like to sleep with.
Kim was not the only girl on Britney’s lust-list. She also named former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra, 35. She even named a few men – George Clooney, 46, Brad Pitt, 43, Eminem, 35, and model Gabriel Aubry, 31, boyfriend of Halle Berry, 41.
Thinking about Britney with any one of these people gives me worse nightmares than Lance Armstrong with Ashley Olsen!
Why? Here’s what he said about Britney!
“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” Bill Donahue, president of the Catholic League told the Daily News. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
Bwahhhhhhaaahhaaaa!
Some church in Lexington, KY wants you to take time out of your day to support white trashiness.
“Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney,” Southland Christian Church pastor John Weece asked of his church’s members. However, Weece notes, despite Brit’s errant ways of late, this is not the time for condemnation. “No preaching. No criticizing. Just love. As a church, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.”
According to the Church’s director of communications, Cindy Willison, “This is an opportunity for us to reach out to someone who probably doesn’t have a lot of people in her life that care for her as a person.”
Here’s my note – –
Dear Britney,
Jesus might love you, but everyone else thinks you’re a dirty skanky mess.
Jesus sent a postcard –
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Nicole Narain is slutty as hell so you can take what she says with a grain of salt. With that said – I believe it! She’s dishing to The News Of The World about the K-Fed & Unfitney. She quotes Kevin as saying-
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself.”
That’s not gonna happen! B*tch is too in love with herself to off it! She freshened up three times during her court hearings yesterday! Yes, she smells of no shower & skank weave from the last three weeks, but she wanted to take a good pic forX-17 & The Love Of God! (Dear Jesus – girl needs a Mustache wax – sort it!)
Also, new obvious revalations:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way. I found it unnerving, but I smiled to be friendly.
“She then cozied alongside me by the mirror and asked to borrow my lip-gloss.
“I agreed, put some on my finger and let her rub it on. She rolled her eyes and giggled before suggestively rubbing it over her lips. It became clear she was flirting.
“I was shocked that she’d try to pick up someone in a toilet. I presume she’s bisexual. I threw away the lip-gloss after that, thinking how tacky her behavior was.”
TMZ is giving us the blow by blow outside the courtroom reporting that Brit has gone to the bathroom three times, has changed her hair from up to down & her sunglasses from black to brown . They also say she is crying.
This is the best bit –
“EXTRA” is reporting that when their reporter asked her how she was doing, Britney shouted, “Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!” and walked back into the courtroom crying.
She’ll show her crotch to the paps by the end of the day – trust!
Update – No ruling until Monday or Tuesday. What’s taking so long???? It’s obvious she needs a brain transplant a couple years in a mental health center before she gets any custody. And, where the hell is London? It’s probably smooshed in the toe of one of those disgusting brown boots she wears everyday & she doesn’t even know it!
Unfitney’s custody hearing is today & it’s sure to be a freak show. I can’t wait!
Britney keeps wearing this dagger on her chest. I wish she’d off herself with it already but the weave is stab proof! Anyway, I had deja vue of her last interview & it’s significance all makes sense now!
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Maxim Magazine has compiled a top 5 least sexiest!
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears
On Amy Winehouse – ‘When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”
Jessica Biel is a bitch & there is really no reason to take her picture unless she is with Justin, but somebody must have accidentally run into her!
Biel has man face & doesn’t look a bit feminine unless she has tons of make-up on so it’s no surprise she didn’t want to be photographed. After a yoga class today she put her crazy hat on & attacked a pap! According to Spalsh News, Biel was yelling at the paps & pulled out her penis golf umbrella. Then she hit one of them & shouted, “Get A Real Job!”
What a tool!
Justin – Get A Real Girlfriend! Spears, Diaz, Biel – Ugh, Fug, & Thug
Photogs snapped this picture today of Brit carrying Provigil in her purse. This drug is commonly used for Narcolepsy, ADHD, or drug addiction. Hmmm, I wonder what Brit Brit is treating????? Tough call…………
Studies have shown that Provigil can help people beat cocaine addition. It’s not a magic pill by any means, and in trials it was effective for some patients in conjunction with behavioral therapy.
Why does Provigil help? Provigil enhances brain levels of the neurotransmitter glutamate. Repeated cocaine use has been shown to deplete glutamate levels. By increasing the levels, Provigil may work at the core of the craving for the drug.
(graphic from the National Institute on Drug Abuse website)
What if you need to treat cocaine addiction? Provigil is not a standard therapy (yet). Treatment experts may not be used to it and may prefer other methods. However, any doctor can prescribe Provigil for any reason he or she deems legitimate.
A recent study at UCLA showed that some medications, including modafinil, could be useful in methamphetamine treatment.
This is the NSFW version of Gimme More & it blows worse than the original. Who ever is telling her she’s sexy needs to get off the sauce!
My eyes need a bath……………..ughh
“We were supposed to do a creation of stuff that we worked on and it took a lot of dedication and work to do the things that we wanted to do,” Criss, on the set of his new NBC series Phenomenon, recalls exclusively to OK! about Britney’s planned VMA performance. “Unfortunately for me, she didn’t really want to put forth that type of effort.”
He added, “Basically I said, ‘Don’t worry about me. Do what you want to do. This is a big opportunity for you to do the VMAs, so if you don’t feel it, go with something else.’ And she chose to go with something else.”
Yea, she did something else alright! A drug induced trance dance! People have speculated that she might go on tour, but that ain’t gonna happen! Unless by tour they mean tour of Crazy Town, cuz’ she’s the mayor!
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