I’ve never been a fan of JLH but today I love her. Why? She’s eaten too many Crispy Creams & looks like a white Tyra Banks! Also, my ass is way smaller & a lot less dimplier. I feel really good about myself now! Thank You Jesus!
Sadly, Kanye’s mother, Donda West passed this weekend unexpectedly.
LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — The mother of hip-hop mogul Kanye West died following a “cosmetic procedure” in Los Angeles this weekend, her publicist told CNN Monday.
Kanye West and his mother, Donda West, in May 2006.
But Patricia Green, the publicist for Dr. Donda West, did not give details about the procedure or exactly what the cause of death was.
West died Saturday at the age of 58, confirmed a representative of West’s record label, Island Def Jam, who added that “the family respectfully asks for privacy during this time of grief.”
Many prayers & thoughts to Kanye & the family.
Why? Here’s what he said about Britney!
“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” Bill Donahue, president of the Catholic League told the Daily News. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
Bwahhhhhhaaahhaaaa!
Why?
‘X Factor’ judge Louis Walsh has branded the Spice Girls “very overrated”, claiming that none of them can sing.
Walsh reportedly told Star magazine: “The Spice Girls are very lucky and very overrated. None of them can sing.”
“Spice Girls appealed to little girls. It wasn’t good music – mums would buy the albums for their kids – it was all about the gimmicks.”
Walsh, who recently rejoined the judging panel of ‘The X Factor’ after being axed from the show, also said that none of the Spice Girls were talented enough to have a successful solo career.
He claimed that they reunited because “they have nothing else to do, nothing else is happening in their lives”.
“One’s just a wife of a footballer and the others are not on the radar. They’re well past their sell-by dates,” he said.
Hot!
Maxim Magazine has compiled a top 5 least sexiest!
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears
On Amy Winehouse – ‘When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”
WHY?
His show, No Reservations on The Travel Chanel rocks!! And he feels the same disdain that those of us that don’t worship Black Jesus, I mean, Oprah Winfrey, feel for Rachael Ray. Do you not ask, who is this woman & why is she in my face? The voice, the weird body, the lack of cooking skills ( yea that’s right, do you’re research!) Anyway, here’s a recent quote –
“She’s got a magazine, a TV empire, all these best-selling books – I’m guessing she’s not hurting for money. She’s hugely influential, particularly with children. And she’s endorsing Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s like endorsing crack for kids.” Bourdain adds: “I’m not a very ethical guy. I don’t have a lot of principles. But somehow that seems to me over the line. Juvenile diabetes has exploded. Half of Americans don’t have necks. And she’s up there saying, ‘Eat some [bleeping] Dunkin’ Donuts. You look great in that swimsuit – eat another doughnut!’ That’s evil.”
DEAR JESUS –
Please bring Goldfrapp to The States to play in a city near me. She is a Goddess of Goddesses & has great potential to Be In The Running For America’s Next Gay Icon. I AM NOT WORTHY, but please bring it!! – The outfits, the animal fetishes, the hair. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!
I promise not to steal anymore of your “juice” or call Oprah the Black Jesus on a Sunday. What the hell is wrong with me? Black Jesus should be reserved for Kanye on a Sunday. Oprah isn’t even on.
Check out this amazing live vid.
IT’S A GOOD ONE!