Where Is Eminem When You Need Him?

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I’m trying to love Kanye West – I really am. He’s marginally bright, a talented singer-songwriter, & great performer, then he opens his pie hole like he did AGAIN during the Grammys tonight!

Nobody taught this boy anything about social graces. He’s that guy that mouths off a couple of times in high school & then gets punched in the face. First time doesn’t stop him so you have to punch him two or three times before he learns his lesson!

People around the last couple years are being pussies, we need us some fresh Eminem. He’d never put up with that shit! He’d punch him in the face & as soon as he bled on his electronic neurosuit he would cry like the little whiny bitch that he is! He’s the male black Madonna – high maintenance & annoying as fuck!

Pretty Boy Lost The Super Bowl!

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Karma’s a bitch for Tom Brady. Bridgette is probably laughing her ass off right now & rightfully so!

After about a week, the paps aren’t going to follow his ass around anymore because he’s a loser & Gisele is gonna hit the road! No paps, no press, no man face Gisele!