Moon Boobs Is Deformed!

The Spice Girls were in London last night & Moon Boobs couldn’t be sexier. I don’t know what’s hotter, the ball hanging out of her armpit of the saggy camel toe. It’s no wonder Beck’s can’t get enough of her!

Jewel Is No Moon Boobs!

Jewel has been in hiding for awhile & I think it’s safe to say it’s because her breastes have deflated. Moon Boobs on the other hand is still properly inflated & is hopefully somewhere eating a sandwich! Not a Beckham sandwich you pervs – ewww i just grossed myself out! Becks & Moon Boobs sandwich [...]

My Eyes Need A Bath!

Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But [...]

I Told You!

The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!

Moon Boobs Dyed Her Hair Brown Again

Yeah, that’s really exciting. I normally could care less, but I read that she was in the salon for 8 hours. WTF takes 8 hours?? My guess is that shit is so processed it falls out when you touch it. They had to take it off, soak it in some oil for a couple hours, [...]

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