Sting was sucking on that woman’s feet in Sydney Harbor. It’s f-ing disgusting. She must have a magic vagina. Nobody that homely gets a hot piece like Sting without one!

Page Six is reporting that Sting was hangin’ with dirty dirty strippers – again!

– STING unwound after his reunion gig with the Police at the Garden in the wee hours of yesterday morning with entertainment by the ecdysiasts at Scores East. The singer and two male buddies arrived at the mammary mecca after midnight and were quickly sequestered in the Champagne Lounge with six private dancers dressed festively in sexy little Halloween costumes. The group then moved to a private room to keep the party going.

Can you blame him? Not only is his wife Trudie a class A bitch she’s uglier than sin! Guy needs a break!