Will Smith was immortalized at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre & he brought his bff Crazy Cruise. Crazy was quoted as saying “I feel honored to know him and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired.” Inspired to do what? We know he has the Secret Society of Scientology Gay in him so [...]
What The Eff?
The Crazy Cruises were out last night & they decided to go as Kelly Osbourne & George Jetson.
Aliens Don’t Carry Wallets
TC used to be a hot piece for a little person & now he’s just a little piece with a lot of money & a case of the crazy. He recently gave us this little gem to try & convince peeps that he’s normal. It backfired. “I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, [...]
The Aliens Don’t Sleep Together
Katie Holmes cannot stand Tom Cruise and his snoring! “He snores as loud as a bear”, she says and, “I can’t put up with the noise”! “There are plenty of times when they have a romantic evening together and then go their separate ways when it’s time to turn out the lights,” says the insider [...]
I Told You!
The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!
Katie Holmes Is A Comedian
Tom Cruise is out promoting some movie that women that are not past menopause won’t watch because the Scientologists sucked the hot out of him. Here’s what he had to say to Entertainment Tonight, or ET as he likes to call it. Haha. “I’d like to find a love story. I’ve always wanted to [...]
Cruise Hasn’t Shoved Anything Down Beck’s Throat – Yet
In an interview with Arena Mag Becks wants to set the record straight on his relationship with Crazy Cruise – “We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re [...]
Still Creepy
She looking more possessed than ever & is it just me or does it look like she’s had some injections? Well she should’ve had her boobies injected too if she wanted to wear that dress so bad. They look like they’ve fallen & they can’t get up!
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