Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But let’s get back to The Spice Girls for a minute. No one in their right mind wants to see Moon Boobs half naked or spreading her legs in a video, in print, or in person – not even Becks! I’m beginning to think the silicone, the weave glue, & the botox fumes she emits puts people into a drug induced trance & they don’t notice when she strips down to her underwear for pictures! She’s not sexy! The rest of them just look like they are auditioning for Desperate Housewives which would be hot if one of them replaced Teri Buttaface Hatcher. Oh by the way, the song blows too. Thank you Jesus!

PS – These women seem to get sluttier with every kid they have! It’s a pop star curse!

Teri Hatcher is gross. If you’re gross you should try to hot it up a little for a costume party, but she’s not that bright. She fugged it up in this thing & now my eyes need a bath – again!