Who died? Jordon? Jenna Jameson? Remember that lesson I gave you on inviting thunder stealing hos to your wedding? Well you’re sh*t outta luck if you die! They get an open invitation to steal your thunder! They may be over their expiration date, but you’re expired so tough luck!

PS Posh – those white shoes with a black dress make you look like you have the feet of a running back. Sort It!

Page Six is reporting that Sting was hangin’ with dirty dirty strippers – again!

– STING unwound after his reunion gig with the Police at the Garden in the wee hours of yesterday morning with entertainment by the ecdysiasts at Scores East. The singer and two male buddies arrived at the mammary mecca after midnight and were quickly sequestered in the Champagne Lounge with six private dancers dressed festively in sexy little Halloween costumes. The group then moved to a private room to keep the party going.

Can you blame him? Not only is his wife Trudie a class A bitch she’s uglier than sin! Guy needs a break!