Moon Boobs Is Deformed!

The Spice Girls were in London last night & Moon Boobs couldn’t be sexier. I don’t know what’s hotter, the ball hanging out of her armpit of the saggy camel toe. It’s no wonder Beck’s can’t get enough of her!

Spice Girls Are Going To A Stipper’s Funeral

Who died? Jordon? Jenna Jameson? Remember that lesson I gave you on inviting thunder stealing hos to your wedding? Well you’re sh*t outta luck if you die! They get an open invitation to steal your thunder! They may be over their expiration date, but you’re expired so tough luck! PS Posh – those white shoes [...]

My Eyes Need A Bath!

Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But [...]

Louis Walsh Is A Good One!

Why? ‘X Factor’ judge Louis Walsh has branded the Spice Girls “very overrated”, claiming that none of them can sing. Walsh reportedly told Star magazine: “The Spice Girls are very lucky and very overrated. None of them can sing.” “Spice Girls appealed to little girls. It wasn’t good music – mums would buy the albums [...]

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