Thank You Jesus!

This is too good to be true! For three nights in a row Paris & the K-Fed have been photographed together. Rumor is she went to his room for a couple hours! Dear Jesus – Please keep these two kids together. It’s a new year & I deserve it. Britney is totally gonna beat her [...]

Somebody Needs To Be Fired!

Paris Hilton can’t think for herself & that’s why the Hiltons hire people to do it for her. Whoever was on watch that day needs to be fired. Look at that shit on her teeth! A couple of weeks ago it could have passed for an Alice In Transylvania costume, but today it’s just another [...]

Paris Takes Her Ass To A Party

Don’t be fooled by Paris’ recent attempts to keep it clean. After freaking out at the porn shop she found time to get her trash on at Kate Hudson’s party last night. Her ass is getting saggy. That’s what happens when you’re a lazy ass! Get It? Yeah, that was lame. Anyway, this second pic [...]

Paris Goes Crazy In Canada

This is funny! Paris is in Toronto filming some new straight to video trash. A porn store there is reporting that she burst into their joint donning a skeleton costume with a skull mask & demanded they take down the posters of her promoting ‘One Night In Paris’. She yelled, “You guys can’t use my [...]

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