What The Eff?

The Crazy Cruises were out last night & they decided to go as Kelly Osbourne & George Jetson.

The Aliens Don’t Sleep Together

Katie Holmes cannot stand Tom Cruise and his snoring! “He snores as loud as a bear”, she says and, “I can’t put up with the noise”! “There are plenty of times when they have a romantic evening together and then go their separate ways when it’s time to turn out the lights,” says the insider [...]

I Told You!

The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!

Katie Holmes Is A Comedian

  Tom Cruise is out promoting some movie that women that are not past menopause won’t watch because the Scientologists sucked the hot out of him. Here’s what he had to say to Entertainment Tonight, or ET as he likes to call it. Haha. “I’d like to find a love story. I’ve always wanted to [...]

Who Looks More Alien?

Still Creepy

She looking more possessed than ever & is it just me or does it look like she’s had some injections? Well she should’ve had her boobies injected too if she wanted to wear that dress so bad. They look like they’ve fallen & they can’t get up!

Tom Hearts Becks

People is reporting that Tom Cruise wants to keep David Beckham ‘company’ during the off season. He said, “We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I’ll talk to Victoria and see if she’s all right with that. But we’ll have some fun.” This can’t happen & [...]