There’s all sorts of bickering at the A&E message board website over Dog The Bounty Hunter. Some of the posts are funny as hell! He’s got some crazy fans! Let’s think of a name for them………………………………….

Easy enough, I’ll borrow from Michael K & call them Dogaloonies!

So, the Dogaloonies! want you to sign their petition to try & get Dog back on the air. Some are even threatening to stop watching A&E all together unless they air a documentary on Prussian Blue bring Dog back.

I was trying to imagine what Dogaloonies! mostly consist of, then I had de ja vue. Did you ever see that episode of My Life On The D-List where Kathy Griffin was doing a show at a prison & had a hard time getting the prisoners to come & watch because Prison Break was on? That’s what I imagine. White prisoners & Idaho.

(I love you Idaho, it’s just a joke – gosh……)

For the curious, here’s a picture of Monique Shinnery from her myspace profile.

21 year old Monique Shinnery, the young woman that was the victim of Dog’s racial rant, tells the Enquirer today she plans to sue, & rightfully so!

“I want justice,” Monique told The National ENQUIRER. “He has slandered me, stated that I have bad character and repeatedly lied about me on national television. If I’m ever going to hold my head up in public again, I need to stand up for what is right.”

She also goes on to say that the two have never met & he has no right to attack & slander her character. Monique works with mentally challenged children & hopes to enlist with the Coast Guard.

Mentally Challenged Children People! Dog is screwed and he’s going to hell! Jesus loves the little children! Red & Yellow, Black & Mud!

He knows what I’m talkin’ about! Sicko!

“I think Dog is a racist – no question,” Dog’s former wife, Lyssa Chapman, tells The National Enquirer. Lyssa was married to the bounty hunter from 1982-1991 and is the mother of three of his children, including Tucker, whose relationship with a woman of color prompted Dog’s venomous rant.

“He ran down every single minority group when I was with him, and n—er was a daily word for him,” says his ex, Lyssa. “He called Mexican people ‘beaners’ or ‘wetbacks’ and Asian people ‘flangeheads.’ I would tell him not to talk that way in front of our kids, but he just ignored me.”

Lyssa recalled one particularly disturbing incident in Denver in which she says Dog lashed out at an interracial couple in a grocery store.

“Dog said to the woman, ‘I know that’s got to be your pimp! I know you wouldn’t be fucking him if you weren’t getting paid!’ They were husband and wife, but when the man started to object, Dog just went crazy, screaming at him, ‘I’ll kick your ass.’”

Peggy Munoz, now a private investigator in Lakewood, Colorado, was a former bail bondsman working the same turf as Dog from 1989 to 2005.

She claims Dog once sat in her office and explained his “approach” to the bail bond business.

“Dog said, ‘I don’t like to bond out n—-rs because they don’t have any money and I have trouble collecting on them. And I don’t like to bond out Mexicans because, well, they just run.’”

Dog’s step-daughter Nicole Gillespie, daughter of one of his other ex-wives, Tawnee, says she regularly heard hateful language from Dog when she was growing up.

“My mother was half-Mexican, and if they fought, Dog would call her a ‘dirty spic whore’ and a ‘dirty Mexican slut,’” said Nicole. “That’s what he taught his kids was the right way to talk. When they got older, they had to un-learn the racism that Dog taught them. It’s sick. It’s like a disease, and it spreads.”

Dude should just move to Idaho & shave his head.

Dog The Bounty Hunter went on a racial rant with his son on the phone over a black girl that he is or was dating. The Enquirer caught it all on tape & if you can bear it you can listen here.

I’ll warn you, it’s extremely offensive even to the not easily offended. A&E did the right thing by immediately issuing this statement -

“A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”

If they continue to see this through properly, they will take it off the air – forever.