Thank You Jesus!

Giorgio Armani is launching his Emporio Armani underwear collection in the U.S. and he’s tapped an icon to wear it: David Beckham.
WWD has learned Beckham has been signed as the global face of Emporio Armani underwear. Beckham was shooting the ad campaign in Los Angeles late last week with Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. The [...]

Jewel Is No Moon Boobs!

Jewel has been in hiding for awhile & I think it’s safe to say it’s because her breastes have deflated. Moon Boobs on the other hand is still properly inflated & is hopefully somewhere eating a sandwich!
Not a Beckham sandwich you pervs – ewww i just grossed myself out! Becks & Moon Boobs [...]

My Eyes Need A Bath!

Dear Jesus – This isn’t the first or the last poor excuse for a video that has come out of the UK. Why don’t you have proper producers over there? Even the Goddess of Goddesses that is Goldfrapp & The Hotness that is Robbie Williams can’t get a good video producer on the hook. But [...]

I Told You!

The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!

Cruise Hasn’t Shoved Anything Down Beck’s Throat – Yet

In an interview with Arena Mag Becks wants to set the record straight on his relationship with Crazy Cruise -
“We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. [...]

Tom Hearts Becks

People is reporting that Tom Cruise wants to keep David Beckham ‘company’ during the off season.
He said, “We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I’ll talk to Victoria and see if she’s all right with that. But we’ll have some fun.”
This can’t happen & we need [...]