Patrick Dempsey is doing some fairytale movie for Disney & it’s not hot! When you are transitioning from movie star, to tv star, back to movie star, there should be sex involved & not children. Unless the children are hot twenty-one year olds like myself frolicking with Dempsey on a beach!

What? I have a fake ID! You have to when you have stalkers!

Anyway, the only people that should do children’s movies are people like Jerry Seinfeld. People that are so famous & boring nobody cares any more. Than you just do the animations because people are tired of seeing your face! Cameron Diaz is a perfect example of a made for animation tard star!

Jessica Biel is a bitch & there is really no reason to take her picture unless she is with Justin, but somebody must have accidentally run into her!

Biel has man face & doesn’t look a bit feminine unless she has tons of make-up on so it’s no surprise she didn’t want to be photographed. After a yoga class today she put her crazy hat on & attacked a pap! According to Spalsh News, Biel was yelling at the paps & pulled out her penis golf umbrella. Then she hit one of them & shouted, “Get A Real Job!”

What a tool!

Justin – Get A Real Girlfriend! Spears, Diaz, Biel – Ugh, Fug, & Thug