Wow – it was another big day in crazy town. Britney had a chance to maybe get some visitation rights back today but as usual she couldn’t get her shit together. When she arrived at the courthouse several hours after the hearing started she got out & said, “I’m scared!” Then she jumped in her [...]
God I can’t wait till this douche pap comes out with the inside story of the crazy that is Britney Spears. The longer he stays in there the more money he’ll make & he deserves it! He’s gotta kiss that mouth filled with chewed up nail & nail polish mixed with a little frapp, cheetos [...]
I don’t like Oprah, I never have. I know 90% of the world thinks she’s black Jesus but I think she’s phony & condescending. Someday people will see it the same as me – trust. This has nothing to do with this post but I thought I’d just throw it out there for the hell [...]
This is too good to be true! For three nights in a row Paris & the K-Fed have been photographed together. Rumor is she went to his room for a couple hours!
Dear Jesus – Please keep these two kids together. It’s a new year & I deserve it. Britney is totally gonna beat her ass [...]
Britney was asked by the paps last night what she thought about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy & she said, ” I taught her everything I know & she’ll be a bigger piece of trash than I am!”
Noooooo she said, “My sisters’ not pregnant. Whatever!”
OK! is saying that this was revealed to the [...]
The Spears family continues to be the gift that keeps on giving! Just in time for Christmas Lynn & Unfitmie Jamie Lynn dished to OK! magazine about the pregnancy . The 16 year old says the father is Casey Aldridge whom she met at church! Class!
Can you blame her? She needed some attention! [...]
Four Seasons finally took my advice & banned her ass from the premises! Class!
See it here
Britney paid some chics to dress up as two dollar hookers to portray her in her new video of “Piece Of Shit Me” which was very true to life. A couple of them haven’t showered for a couple of months & have frapp stained teeth so it’ll totally going to be nominated for some bogus [...]
This is the bazillionth picture I have seen of Britney Spears with meth face acne. When is Pro Active gonna call her already!?
This is her pulling into the Four Seasons AGAIN last night. Drug dealers don’t deliver to Malibu mansions? Go home! And by home we mean Louisianna or Guatamala!
I used to think Heidi Klum was class until about a month ago when she started giving interviews. She’s not very sophisticated & the dumb sucks the hot outta people fast!
This is what she wore to the VS show a few nights ago. All she needs is a tramp stamp & a bag of Cheetos [...]
There should be laws against texting & driving. This is the second video this week where I’ve seen Cheeto w/ a Blackberry in her face & not watching where the hell she is going!
Who the hell is she texting anyway? What is she like 12? Call them & say what you [...]
Billy Ray wants to invite Cheeto to his house for Thanksgiving. Good idea! Put Miley on the fast track to skankville, it’s taking too long!
Britney Spears may not be sharing a feast with her family this Thanksgiving, but Billy Ray Cyrus is offering his home as an alternative. He asks In Touch to send [...]
This is a video of the rehearsal of Cheeto’s Gimme More VMA performance. It looks pretty cool because she’s not there.
Anyway, some tools on the internets (probably Ali) say that it was awful choreography & not worthy of Cheeto & that’s probably why she didn’t put much effort into it.
Now we know this is all [...]
ONTD posted this gem of Britney spewing diarrhea, I mean, “singing” live in Las Vegas back in 2001. It’s a hoot! No seriously, I think she hooted a couple times!
God bless America, it’s the only place in the world that rewards people with zillions of dollars for contributing nothing to society! Listen to the crazy [...]
Jessica Simpson launched her clothing line at Macy’s this weekend in NYC. That is some hideous shit. But now at least we know where Britney has been getting her two dollar ghetto hooker duds!
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