TC used to be a hot piece for a little person & now he’s just a little piece with a lot of money & a case of the crazy. He recently gave us this little gem to try & convince peeps that he’s normal. It backfired.
“I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no [...]
The aliens are sucking the hot outta Becks! He needs to get away from L.A. stat! Here he is with the Crazy Cruises at a premier last night looking like a young Mr. Rogers. Moon Boobs was not able to join them. Hopefully she was somewhere taking singing lessons!
Tom Cruise is out promoting some movie that women that are not past menopause won’t watch because the Scientologists sucked the hot out of him. Here’s what he had to say to Entertainment Tonight, or ET as he likes to call it. Haha.
“I’d like to find a love story. I’ve always wanted to [direct]. I’ve [...]
She looking more possessed than ever & is it just me or does it look like she’s had some injections? Well she should’ve had her boobies injected too if she wanted to wear that dress so bad. They look like they’ve fallen & they can’t get up!
People is reporting that Tom Cruise wants to keep David Beckham ‘company’ during the off season.
He said, “We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I’ll talk to Victoria and see if she’s all right with that. But we’ll have some fun.”
This can’t happen & we need [...]
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