Matthew McConaughey Is Pregnant

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Matthew has knocked up some random chic but, don’t be too upset ladies, there’s not a chance in hell it’s his. Dude rides bikes & smokes massive amounts of the herb so it’s statistically impossible! But he seems oblivious & gave us this little diddy on his website -

My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.”

LOL! He probably doesn’t know where he was three months or three hours ago! Oh, & it seems he owns a “cattle” ranch in Texas. Judging by the size of that man purse, I’m guessing he’s carrying at least a kilo of Texas hash baby formula! Gotta prepare!

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