Disney puts the tramp in girls & cranks out hos like there is no tomorrow. Miley Cirus is no exception! It’s probably in her contract to be a full blown ho by the time she’s 16. She’s just doing her job!
These pics are said to be from her MySpace, so they put the dumb in [...]
Matthew has knocked up some random chic but, don’t be too upset ladies, there’s not a chance in hell it’s his. Dude rides bikes & smokes massive amounts of the herb so it’s statistically impossible! But he seems oblivious & gave us this little diddy on his website -
“My girlfriend Camila and I made a [...]
“Having a child changes every aspect of your life – for the better, of course. The sacrifices are large, but what you get in return is even bigger than the sacrifices you make. I feel, in a sense, ready to die because you are living on in your child,” Ledger told In Touch Weekly.
Heath Ledger has passed away this afternoon of what appears to be an apparent overdose of both prescription and over the counter sleep medications. It was reported by several news outlets that around 3:30 p.m. eastern time, Heath was found in his NYC apartment by a maid & a masseuse that had arrived for a [...]
Wherever you are in the states, it’s frickin cold! All the football players froze their balls off tonight guaranteeing Tom Brady won’t be spreading his seed to random hos in the future.
I guess this is good for Gore but I am taking Bush’s side on this. Eff this! I’m young and pretty & I don’t [...]
Th Sun is reporting that Lily Allen had a miscarriage.
“Lily and Ed are in a state of shock. The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum [...]
The Goddess of Goddesses that is Alison Goldfrapp and her partner in crime, Will Gregory have blessed us with a new video from their album Seventh Tree that is to be released next month.
For those of us who couldn’t figure out what the eff A&E is, it’s Accident & Emergency. Thank [...]
Wow – it was another big day in crazy town. Britney had a chance to maybe get some visitation rights back today but as usual she couldn’t get her shit together. When she arrived at the courthouse several hours after the hearing started she got out & said, “I’m scared!” Then she jumped in her [...]
God I can’t wait till this douche pap comes out with the inside story of the crazy that is Britney Spears. The longer he stays in there the more money he’ll make & he deserves it! He’s gotta kiss that mouth filled with chewed up nail & nail polish mixed with a little frapp, cheetos [...]
Megan Fox is a weird chick but I though she was beyond doing the fake ass & Victoria’s Secret falsies, especially since she probably only weights 90 pounds & is not Black, Puerto Rican, or Kim Kardashian. Even the people is the background are laughing at her ass! She can’t sit down cuz they [...]
Nicole Richie finally popped & didn’t fail to deliver a dumb ass celebrity name -
Harlow Winter Kate Madden
Let’s analyze – Who the hell wants four names? WTF is Harlow? I don’ think Jean would approve & would be horrified. And last time I checked the majority of peeps hate Winter!
Kate reminds everyone of the [...]
Janice Dickinson does her best Mick Jagger impression somewhere is hell.
It’s hard to be a closet gay. He’s got so much woman in him he’s getting all hormonal. Change of life is gonna be a bitch!
Anyway, Newsweek recently attempted to interview him to promote his Broadway debut of “Whinesalot” “Spamalot” & he returned the favor by being a whiny bitch! Here’s the goods -
Have you [...]
What the eff happened to Kealy Shaye Smith? She used to be a hot piece, now she a hot piece of blubber. If I ever look like that & show up at the beach in Hawaii with anything less on than a mumu, drug me & drag my nasty ass back to my room!
Pierce Bronsan [...]
I don’t like Oprah, I never have. I know 90% of the world thinks she’s black Jesus but I think she’s phony & condescending. Someday people will see it the same as me – trust. This has nothing to do with this post but I thought I’d just throw it out there for the hell [...]
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