Jesus & Trump Are Gonna Be Pissed!

Valerie Begue is Miss France 2008. She’s also a dirty skanky Jesus hating ho. These pictures were shot for some t-shirt company I think, I can’t be bothered to look it up because I am lazy. Anyway, pageant officials threatened to take her crown away because the photos are against pageant rules for being [...]

Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant

I guess botox doesn’t make you sterile because Nicole Kidman is peggers. Nicole’s current children don’t call her mom & are aliens, I mean Scientologists so she had to do something to save face!
Hopefully this child is freakishly beautiful & has the IQ of Einstein so ho can sell pictures & stories to the tabloids [...]

Happy Holidays!