Sting was sucking on that woman’s feet in Sydney Harbor. It’s f-ing disgusting. She must have a magic vagina. Nobody that homely gets a hot piece like Sting without one!
Sting was sucking on that woman’s feet in Sydney Harbor. It’s f-ing disgusting. She must have a magic vagina. Nobody that homely gets a hot piece like Sting without one!
Valerie Begue is Miss France 2008. She’s also a dirty skanky Jesus hating ho. These pictures were shot for some t-shirt company I think, I can’t be bothered to look it up because I am lazy. Anyway, pageant officials threatened to take her crown away because the photos are against pageant rules for being [...]
I guess botox doesn’t make you sterile because Nicole Kidman is peggers. Nicole’s current children don’t call her mom & are aliens, I mean Scientologists so she had to do something to save face!
Hopefully this child is freakishly beautiful & has the IQ of Einstein so ho can sell pictures & stories to the tabloids [...]
Lovely to see Will!
Just got this email – enjoy!
Merry Christmas from Goldfrapp
Seasonal greetings to one and all
Before we scamper off to our Christmas hidey hole to prepare for the release of Seventh Tree, we are pleased to say that Alison and Will have prepared a very special Christmas message for you [...]
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Mary J. Blige & Patti LaBelle posed in hundreds of dead animals together for MJB’s release party for Growing Pains.
I know it’s a status thing but diamonds are prettier & a lot more humane!
Terrell Owens had some choice words about Big Boobs Sunday appearance at the Cowboys’ game against The Eagles where they lost 10-6. Her new man meat Tony Romo had his worst statistical game of his career & fans believe it was because he was distracted by her & the media attention.
T.O. -“Right now, Jessica Simpson [...]
Britney was asked by the paps last night what she thought about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy & she said, ” I taught her everything I know & she’ll be a bigger piece of trash than I am!”
Noooooo she said, “My sisters’ not pregnant. Whatever!”
OK! is saying that this was revealed to the [...]
The Spears family continues to be the gift that keeps on giving! Just in time for Christmas Lynn & Unfitmie Jamie Lynn dished to OK! magazine about the pregnancy . The 16 year old says the father is Casey Aldridge whom she met at church! Class!
Can you blame her? She needed some attention! [...]
The Spice Girls were in London last night & Moon Boobs couldn’t be sexier. I don’t know what’s hotter, the ball hanging out of her armpit of the saggy camel toe. It’s no wonder Beck’s can’t get enough of her!
Four Seasons finally took my advice & banned her ass from the premises! Class!
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Britney paid some chics to dress up as two dollar hookers to portray her in her new video of “Piece Of Shit Me” which was very true to life. A couple of them haven’t showered for a couple of months & have frapp stained teeth so it’ll totally going to be nominated for some bogus [...]
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