Heidi Klum Is A Plumber

I used to think Heidi Klum was class until about a month ago when she started giving interviews. She’s not very sophisticated & the dumb sucks the hot outta people fast!
This is what she wore to the VS show a few nights ago. All she needs is a tramp stamp & a bag of Cheetos [...]

Jessica Seinfeld Continues To Annoy the Crap Outta Me

Jessica Seinfeld is that gold digging slag that is married to Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, she married a guy earlier that she had dated for five years & started having an affair with Jerry right after their honeymoon. Class.
Anyway, she wanted to make her mark on the world in a positive way so she wrote [...]

Lourdes Is A Hot Mess!

I don’t like to pick on kids, but I do like to slap Madonna around every chance I get so here it goes. What the eff is going on with Lourdes? Don’t they have a gazillion dollars & a full staff to fix uni-brows & mustaches?  I went to school with a girl that rocked [...]