Who died? Jordon? Jenna Jameson? Remember that lesson I gave you on inviting thunder stealing hos to your wedding? Well you’re sh*t outta luck if you die! They get an open invitation to steal your thunder! They may be over their expiration date, but you’re expired so tough luck!
PS Posh – those white shoes with [...]
Whats with all the pit stains lately? What is it, like 95 degrees in LA? If I had millions of dollars I’d buy some kick as anti-antiperspirant with 24k gold flakes. At least if it didn’t work my pit stains would be shiny & expensive.
Billy Ray wants to invite Cheeto to his house for Thanksgiving. Good idea! Put Miley on the fast track to skankville, it’s taking too long!
Britney Spears may not be sharing a feast with her family this Thanksgiving, but Billy Ray Cyrus is offering his home as an alternative. He asks In Touch to send [...]
Ellen Pompeo married some dude in NY City Hall. He probably agreed so he wouldn’t get stabbed! She’s a crazy bitch & I still have PTSD from this Punk’d video.
Good luck Mr. Pompeo. Sleep with one eye open!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3130652550847325888&pr=goog-sl
The Sun is reporting that Chelsy Davy broke it off with Prince Harry because she found text on his phone to another girl. Now she is gutted & can hardly pull it together & blah de blah blah.
Boo F-ing Hoo. She isn’t a hot piece. If I were her I would have looked the other [...]
Matt Damon beat out Patrick Dempsey, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, & some other dudes that weren’t that hot for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. What, is People run by gay 18 year old boys? Matt Damon is only about 5 feet tall & that is not sexy. And, sexiest man alive should be able to grow [...]
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