The Aliens Don’t Sleep Together

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Katie Holmes cannot stand Tom Cruise and his snoring! “He snores as loud as a bear”, she says and, “I can’t put up with the noise”!

“There are plenty of times when they have a romantic evening together and then go their separate ways when it’s time to turn out the lights,” says the insider to Life & Style.

Yeah, Highly Advanced Beings don’t snore, they fixed that shit a long time ago.

They just don’t like to do the naughty with each other is all. In Tom’s defense, Katie is like a 12 year old boy!

In Katie’s defense, Tom is like a 12 year old boy!

Ewww – I just grossed myself out!

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