12 Is The New 2?

Jennifer Love Hewitt posted this on her website in response to her morphing into a BBW. Just kidding!
“This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but [...]

A Legend Lost – RIP Evel Knievel

CLEARWATER, Fla – His granddaughter, Krysten Knievel, has confirmed the death.
Knievel had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. He had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of [...]

BS Should Be The New Face Of Pro Active

This is the bazillionth picture I have seen of Britney Spears with meth face acne. When is Pro Active gonna call her already!?
This is her pulling into the Four Seasons AGAIN last night. Drug dealers don’t deliver to Malibu mansions? Go home! And by home we mean Louisianna or Guatamala!

What The Eff?

The Crazy Cruises were out last night & they decided to go as Kelly Osbourne & George Jetson.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Good One!

I’ve never been a fan of JLH but today I love her. Why? She’s eaten too many Crispy Creams & looks like a white Tyra Banks! Also, my ass is way smaller & a lot less dimplier. I feel really good about myself now! Thank You Jesus!

Evel Hearts Kanye

Sometimes beef is resolved the old-fashioned way: with a personal touch. That’s what Kanye West discovered after visiting the home of infamous stuntman Robert Craig “Evel” Knievel, which led to a squashed beef and a tossed-out lawsuit.

Knievel had sued ‘Ye in December 2006 over the “Touch the Sky” video, wherein Kanye West assumed a Knievel-like [...]

The Hogans Are Scandalous!

 
Kimberly Kohn, the attorney that represents Ed Graziano, the father of John Graziano, has spoken out about the Hogan’s divorce. She thinks Linda is filing to split assets so that at least part of their estate would be protected when she sues the shit outta them!
Duh! Linda isn’t divorcing Hulk because she’s over his ass. [...]

Emeril Is Out!

Lagasse & The Food Network couldn’t work out the contract so Emeril’s last day will be December 11th. Don’t worry fans, I’m sure you can watch reruns of that crap for the next hundred years. I watch it when I need a little cat nap but I can’t snooze for more than 10 minutes. It’s [...]

RIP Sean Taylor

MIAMI, Nov. 27 — Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor died early Tuesday from the gunshot wound he suffered a day earlier in his Miami home.
“He did not make it through the night,” said Taylor’s attorney, Richard Sharpstein, who called the incident “a ridiculous, unnecessary tragedy.”
Taylor, 24, a Pro Bowl safety whose rocky first years [...]

Peta Is Gonna Be Pissed!

Madonna has been branded “irresponsible” by animal rights groups after dying a group of sheep different colors for a photoshoot.

The pop superstar had the animals‘ coats coloured blue, pink, yellow and green for an appearance in Vogue magazine’s celebrity homes book, and the images have infuriated animal rights charity the Royal Society for the [...]

RIP Kevin DuBrow

Quiet Riot singer Kevin DuBrow died Sunday, drummer Frankie Banali confirmed in a post on his Web site. DuBrown was 52 years old and the official cause of his death has yet to be determined.
“I can’t even find words to say,” Banali wrote. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the [...]

Heidi Klum Is A Plumber

I used to think Heidi Klum was class until about a month ago when she started giving interviews. She’s not very sophisticated & the dumb sucks the hot outta people fast!
This is what she wore to the VS show a few nights ago. All she needs is a tramp stamp & a bag of Cheetos [...]

Jessica Seinfeld Continues To Annoy the Crap Outta Me

Jessica Seinfeld is that gold digging slag that is married to Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, she married a guy earlier that she had dated for five years & started having an affair with Jerry right after their honeymoon. Class.
Anyway, she wanted to make her mark on the world in a positive way so she wrote [...]

Lourdes Is A Hot Mess!

I don’t like to pick on kids, but I do like to slap Madonna around every chance I get so here it goes. What the eff is going on with Lourdes? Don’t they have a gazillion dollars & a full staff to fix uni-brows & mustaches?  I went to school with a girl that rocked [...]

Heidi Klum Pretends To Be Naked

This is suppose to be Heidi Klum naked at a shoot for Max Magazine. Yeah, p-shop guy needs to be fired. The others are clearly her face but not this one. Body double anyone?