Dog Is A Pig

Dog The Bounty Hunter went on a racial rant with his son on the phone over a black girl that he is or was dating. The Enquirer caught it all on tape & if you can bear it you can listen here.

I’ll warn you, it’s extremely offensive even to the not easily offended. A&E [...]

Katie Holmes Is A Comedian

 
Tom Cruise is out promoting some movie that women that are not past menopause won’t watch because the Scientologists sucked the hot out of him. Here’s what he had to say to Entertainment Tonight, or ET as he likes to call it. Haha.
“I’d like to find a love story. I’ve always wanted to [direct]. I’ve [...]

Robert Goulet Is A Good One!

Sadly, the beloved Robert Goulet has passed today at Cedar-Sinai while waiting for a lung transplant. He suffered from pulmonary fibrosis.
God bless.

Mario Lopez Takes His Ass To A Party

I’m speechless, & not in a good way . He looks like a gay gladiator & it’s not hot!

Bill Donohue Is A Good One!

Why? Here’s what he said about Britney!
“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” Bill Donahue, president of the Catholic League told the Daily News. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
Bwahhhhhhaaahhaaaa!

Britney Is Still A Bad Mother

 
The judge ruled & everything pretty much stays the same. Two visits a week from noon – 7 & one overnight, both court supervised.
TMZ – In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish [...]

Where The Hell Is Mary Jo?

More news on the Amy Fisher Sex tape -
The New York Post confirms that it was Amy’s husband Lou Bellara who sold the tape he and Amy made together while the two were broken up.
Says Lou: “We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to [...]

Cruise Hasn’t Shoved Anything Down Beck’s Throat – Yet

In an interview with Arena Mag Becks wants to set the record straight on his relationship with Crazy Cruise -
“We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. [...]

Nick Takes His Ass To Starbucks

Yes, they are still together. I hope she’s thought about waxing her crotch mop because Playboy is her next stint. She is only employable in print because every time she opens her mouth a little diarrhea spews out.

Louis Walsh Is A Good One!

Why?
‘X Factor’ judge Louis Walsh has branded the Spice Girls “very overrated”, claiming that none of them can sing.
Walsh reportedly told Star magazine: “The Spice Girls are very lucky and very overrated. None of them can sing.”
“Spice Girls appealed to little girls. It wasn’t good music – mums would buy the albums for their kids [...]

Long Island Lolita Has A Sex Tape

A sex tape of Amy Fisher and her husband, Lou Bellera, is in the hands of a Los Angeles porn distributor, and the onetime teen temptress isn’t happy about it, her former business partner said yesterday.
Fisher and her husband apparently made the tape earlier this year, before they filed for divorce, [...]

Love Britney The Way Jesus Loves Her

Some church in Lexington, KY wants you to take time out of your day to support white trashiness.
“Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney,” Southland Christian Church pastor John Weece asked of his church’s members. However, Weece notes, despite Brit’s errant ways of late, this is not the time for condemnation. “No [...]

What The Eff?

Teri Hatcher is gross. If you’re gross you should try to hot it up a little for a costume party, but she’s not that bright. She fugged it up in this thing & now my eyes need a bath – again!

Paris Takes Her Ass To A Party

Don’t be fooled by Paris’ recent attempts to keep it clean. After freaking out at the porn shop she found time to get her trash on at Kate Hudson’s party last night.
Her ass is getting saggy. That’s what happens when you’re a lazy ass! Get It? Yeah, that was lame. Anyway, this second pic looks [...]

Nicole Narain is slutty as hell so you can take what she says with a grain of salt. With that said – I believe it! She’s dishing to The News Of The World about the K-Fed & Unfitney. She quotes Kevin as saying-
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children [...]